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The Curious Life of A Teenage Dirt Bag
Kristen. 19. Texas. I'm not edge or anything close to it. I love smokes, booze, and prostitutes.
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2012-06-02
Source: gifsbymadi
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Word of advice: don’t babysit if you hate kids
I’m seriously about to strangle this kid. Can I have just 5 minutes to myself please? I swear I would have taken off already if I wasn’t making $500 for this.
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Source: pricksatmywindow
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2012-05-31
I really want some fucking Mexican food.
Or just any kind of meat covered in cheese would be nice.
Some rice and beans too.
Yeah
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2012-05-30
Ugh
So my puppy Lucy died from Parvo today after 2 days of me nursing her and trying to keep her hydrated. I thought she was doing ok and was going to make it, but when I woke up she couldn’t even stand, and was barely breathing. I laid with her for almost 3 hours petting her and telling her i loved her until her little heart finally gave out. Now I feel completely heart broken and i already miss her like crazy. R.I.P. Lucy
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Just the Girl - The Click Five
#’CAUSE SHE’S BIIIITERSWEET #SHE KNOCKS ME OFFA MY FEET #AND I CAAAAN’T HELP MYSELF #I DON’T WANT ANYONE ELSE
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Source: alittlemeteor
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2012-05-29
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]i’m actually terrified
srsly had to pause that shit.
And this, ladies, gentlemen, and undecided, is how you summon Satan.
Jesus fucking christ
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Scarlett Johansson by Tom Munro
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Source: SoundCloud / Pentatonix
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2012-05-28
Source: freighttrainskate
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2012-05-27
So I think my dog Lucy has parvo.
Great. First my cat, then 2 people die this week, and now my dog. Fucking great.
